aduhm:

A short lesson in psychology!

• when a person laughs to much, that person is hiding small Filipino children in their basement
• when a person sleeps a lot, they are tired
• when a person can’t cry, they are gay
• when a person cries on little things, their favorite animal is a white-tailed deer
• when a person talks less but faster, they liked Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance more than Born This Way

thehealthywarrior:

bloodybrilliannt:

astrozombina:

oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical

featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”

Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”

bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your baby holy shit 

My mouth hurts. I feel like my wisdom tooth is coming in, but I already had it removed…

orshakespearean-spunk:

do you ever just want to grab that one actor, shove her/him down on a bed, and, straddling him/her, lean down and whisper, very respectfully, “tell me about your characterization process, you’re just so ridiculously talented - like, are you more of a method person or do you prefer just really intense script work, because i am right there with you, honestly.”

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

nawsike:

they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend

(Source: bromar)